The Dark Lord`s Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)

The first book in the riotously funny dark romantasy series following a conflicted villain and his unstoppable bride who form the realm`s most chaotic alliance. Perfect for fans of Assistant to the Villain.Step One: Kidnap someone cute.Step Two: Force her into marriage.Step Three: Try not to get feelings.When Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella and forces her to marry him, he expects an obedient bride. What he gets is a knife to the throat and a furious woman with demands of her own. He may need her heroic bloodline to achieve ultimate dominion, but she`s not about to make it easy for him.After a lifetime of being treated like property, getting abducted by the realm`s most notorious villain is just another Tuesday for Arabella. If she must be married to the infuriating (and infuriatingly attractive) Dark Lord, she`ll do it on her own terms.But when his plans go awry, Kazimir faces his most terrifying challenge yet: He must actually date his own wife. Between magical training sessions, playing golf with the eyeballs of his enemies and `romantic` dinners gone spectacularly wrong, Kazimir`s villainous seduction plans are failing at every turn. But, as they navigate magical explosions and jealous exes, the pair discover a far more terrifying prospect than war or magical catastrophe: They might actually be falling for each other.